Upon arriving home from school today, I was changing into comfy clothes. I was expressing to J how I sometimes think I’m enormous, but then other times I don’t, and how enormous people probably wouldn’t fit into my size small dress.

Here’s how the end of our conversation went:

Me: I have zero perception of how big I am.

J: That’s because you don’t have whiskers.

I love this man more than anything!

-Whiskerless Regular Van.